But Seriously

For all intents and purposes, our unlucky kingdom is now on full lockdown. Unlucky? You ask. Well,  if we had been lucky enough to have a caring, sensitive and proactive government, we would be on partial lockdown today because we would have started with the full curfew at the beginning of March. Let me explain. The Ambrose Mandvulo Dlamini government is just too proud to admit that it has ordered a full lockdown. They just do not want to give us armchair critics our 15 minutes of fame, to gloat and say to them, "We told you so." Some of us have been warning that the situation would explode in thé faces of this lackadaisical government and nobody listened. They seemed not to worry much about prevention and appeared to think they would cross the COVID - 19 bridge when they came to it. Trouble is, we were all passengers in their reckless vehicle. They were carrying us to that bridge and today, we are all there. It is no longer funny now. Only now, has Lizzie Nkosi, the indiff...

So, what do Donald J. Trump and Bheki Cele have in common? One is President of the United States of America and the other is Minister of Police in South Africa. What do they have in common? Height? Maybe. Skin colour? Definitely not. A sense of humour? Well, let me check. Shooting from the hip? Now we are getting there. What I have admired about these men is that, since the advent of the coronavirus, they have been there for the respective nations they serve. Of course, Trump has been widely blamed for having been too slow to take the threat of this virus seriously from the early stages - and he has in turn found scapegoats in China and the World Health Organisation  (WHO) - but he has since come to the party. He is visibly a worried man, a man faced with an enemy that will not tuck its tail in the hind legs and disappear just because Trump has publicly ridiculed it,  calling it all sorts of denigrating names. This is an enemy that strikes while the FBI and CIA are awake an...

They say God works in mysterious ways. It is a mystery how all our miracle-performing, bible -punching and charismatic pastors failed to prophesy or even predict that the year 2020 would be a year of such hardship, sorrow, uncertainty and grief. These self-appointed men of God have failed us all. Not only were they unable to see into the future and warn us about COVID-19 but they even lied, saying the fact that 2020 has two '20s' meant that it was a year of abundance. They made us believe that this was a year of plenty and even took a cue from well-known rappers like South Africa's rising star Duncan and said this year was 20-plenty. So,there you are.  2020 was 20-plenty. In quite a few churches in Eswatini and South Africa,  the crossover song was uncharacteristically one by a group not known for gospel. This was the song by some creative soul known as Master KG  (bite me if I am wrong. This is not exactly my forte). Of course, the song had Christian lyrics about J...

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